LIP SERVICE: If only weight loss was as easy as applying lip gloss. Wait, it very well could be. Purple Lab created a lip color called Huge Lips Skinny Hips that’s packed with vitamin B3 to plump your lips as well Hoodia, an appetite suppressant, to slim your hips. Slap on a little Limo to Lobby and kiss your Monday morning workout goodbye. $20, Scoop Miami
GOING, GOING, GONE: Galleria on Lincoln Road is ready to unload its clothing selection with 30 to 80 percent off almost everything in the whole store. Discount True Religion and Cult of individuality jeans, D&G shades and shirts from DKNY make up just some of the stuff on sale. Hello, why are you still reading? Get in your car and go. Until it’s all gone, 904 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach; 305.534.9198
GO FOR THE BRONZE: If looking at models in swimsuits all week hasn’t motivated you to the beach for a tan and the gym for some abdominal exercises, head over to Neiman Marcus for the Sisley Bronzing Event on Saturday from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Get a glow that’s 100 percent sunless and wrinkle-free. Those models might be taut and tan, but at least you won’t need Botox. 9700 Collins Ave., Bal Harbour; 305.865.6161
BIKINIS AND BOOZE: When you live in Miami, it's practical to have as many bikinis as there are days of the week. Stock up when Jo De Mer hauls out its trunks for a preview of its 2010 collection at the Webster. Plus, the super hip shop will be serving drinks so you can see and sip from 7 to 9 p.m.
ON THE SPOT: A one-of-a-kind outfit doesn’t have to take an entire season to make. You can get what you want made on your body while you sip drinks and chat with your pals at KREL 2 Go. It’s called “quicky couture” for a reason. And it’s perfect for everyone from you and your boyfriend to your dog. Just stop by the Standard on Sunday, pick a fabric and ask Karelle to work her knit magic. Prices vary.
