Tina Belinda Masta may be middle aged but she knows how to party.
The 46-year-old Naples woman was arrested over the weekend for disorderly intoxication after she allegedly stripped naked, threw rocks at some men and threatened to "beat their asses," and then started taking her teeth out, according to a Collier County Sheriff's report.
The deputy who responded to reports of an intoxicated female Saturday night got quite an eyeful when he found Masta sitting on a dock wrapped only in a blanket.
She smelled of booze, had glassy eyes and had difficulty speaking, according to the report. And when she turned to face the deputy, she took off her blanket, revealing her birthday suit.
Masta told the deputy that she had taken some of her teeth out and threw them into a canal and asked to use some pliers. Instead of pliers, Masta got handcuffed and put in the back of a squad car.
A witness told the deputy that Masta had been cursing at three men before she started throwing rocks at them. At some point she pulled off her clothes and threatened to "beat their asses," according to the report.
She also tried to break a light and a wooden fence, the witness said.
The deputy helped Masta get dressed and booked her into jail.
