Matthew Magnus was awfully impressed with his manhood, so much so that the Hallandale Beach man decided to show it to the world.
Unfortunately for Magnus, police generally consider that lewd and lascivious conduct.
The 30-year-old was arrested this past Saturday after police said he exposed himself multiple times to both adults and juveniles, asking his victims: "Have you ever seen the biggest penis in the world?"
According to a Hallandale Police arrest report, in the first incident, Magnus asked a group of kids the question before pulling his pants down. When the kids ran away, he found another group of kids and followed them, again asking the "biggest penis" question. The kids ran away before he could expose himself again.
The children, all under 16, identified Magnus in a photo line-up, according to the report.
When police went to arrest Magnus, they found him naked in his apartment. Police said the apartment was covered in dog feces, urine and trash, and when they did a search, they found white powder in baggies, which later tested positive for cocaine.
He was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs as well as possession of cocaine and possession of drug paraphernalia.
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Magnus was being held in the Broward County mail jail on over $26,000 bail as of Wednesday morning.
Hallandale Police is encouraging anyone else who may have been a victim of Magnus to contact Detective Wayne Taylor at (954) 457-1433.